Today we're all getting a little older. Maddex is the big five today! Four-and-a-half years after adopting the little sucker, his head is still humongous and he never topped out at 85 pounds as the shelter had promised. Now I'm left with a middle-aged pit bull who constantly is resting his fat head on my lap, a coffee table, my other dogs, really what ever he can find to support that ginormous noggin. I turned the quarter-century mark today, but luckily for me my little body and big head eventually met in the middle, for the most part. Although it seems now my belly has decided to start growing out of proportion, how strange. Damn you PBJ smoothies!
Things to look forward to in the coming weeks and months:
• Birthday party starting at 8 and ending at 9, being held at the home for geriatrics, obviously.
• Painting the kitchen, replacing the floors, breaking my back and sweating into oblivion.
• Drawing and making art EVERY day if it kills me, which is the most likely end result.
• E.A.S.T. 2009 mofo's! Buy my art you jerks.
• Mike Birbiglio's comedy tour, peeing of pants may ensue.
• Launching etsy store, making zillions, giving a big fuck off to this blog because I'll be so rich that I won't need nobody, nobody!
• Starting my life as a rock star by way of playing my mini guitar in my garage.
Now I'm off to get my birthday cherry coke from sonic, boo-yah.
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