evilbeetgossip is really disappointing me during this spell of unemployment

I decided to drop school this semester and start again during the summer, with only one class and perhaps a dose of studying/social anxiety/time management 101 before I get going. Oh, and I'm still jobless. Now I'm bored, so bored! TV is depressing, and the interent is the next best choice, right? And celebrity gossip is one of the best things about the internet, right?! But right now not much is going on. Now one is overdosing, cheating or getting DUI's. What's a girl to do? Start rumors of celebrity misdoings, create my own gossip blog and dish to my heart's content or come to the realization that this is a waste of my time?

Come on celebrities, go to Chateau Marmont with someone that doesn't look like your spouse and suspiciously leave at 5am doing the walk of shame, come on!