i, fatty

I wish I was one of those people who seem to have been genetically programmed to enjoy excercise. Those freaks are out there, leaving the rest of us fatties in their excercise dust. Even though thoughts of water drip torture hold more appeal, I try to blend in with the super humans and attempt a decent workout 2-3 times weekly. I heard it's supposed to be good for me. Whatever. Last Monday as I was mentally preparing myself for leg kicks and clapping push-ups a mircale happened. Someone in the class before mine was injured to the point of ambulance and firefighter involvement, and my class was effectively cancelled. So, I went home and ate some Reese's.