etsy schmetsy

Feeling upbeat and outgoing I opened an etsy shop last week to turn my hard work into sellable goods. Problem is, my store is empty. I think I was even charged a dollar setup fee on my credit card, so right now the store is in serious (-$1) debt and in need of help, at least to rid my balance sheet of these spoiled assets.... The conundrum is, I want to make awesome, one of a kind, kick your ass and take names later sort of items. I don't want to draw an owl, stick it on a button and try to hawk (pun!) that crap. No sir, I'm not going to be your provider of generic t-shirts proclaiming "you were hotter on the internet" (even though I think that's funny). Help me come up with ideas, meaning, let me steal your thoughts and I'll give you a piece of the proverbial pie. Teamwork!