swine flu, eff you

The receptionist at my work has pretty much cleaned out Target of it's clorox wipe disinfectants, purel hand sanitizer and lysol air disinfectants. Word on the street is one of our employees has the flu, and they're testing for swine flu, or to be politically correct, H1N1 influenza A. Apologies to all pigs that have been offended. I'm pretty sure this is going to end up like that movie Record (which was ripped off and americanized as Quarantine).... I'll be speaking in spanish for some reason and eating brains all while trapped in a creepy apartment building. Wild man. In other news, it's a week after administrative professionals day, but who cares, we're still celebrating via italian food, in my belly, all happening very soon.