the pun-offs are coming (oh my)

Oh my indeed. Coming soon will be a pun-tastic Saturday full of off-color and unfortunately in-humorous puns, similar to ones you'll read on this blog. To be fair, it's not easy composing a pun on the spot within 10 seconds after given a subject. And, no sloppy, half-puns are allowed, they've gotta be 100% all natural. So, give the gift of puns to dear old mom for 6 hours of in your face word slinging madness, it's the least you can do for her since she did birth you and all. You can count me in for this torturous fun. The deets: takes place from 12-6, next Saturday (the 16th) at the O Henry Museum (409 E. 5th St.) Bring a chair or blanket, otherwise your ass will be in the grass! Now that's how to pun, bitch.