all work, no play

Do not accept or send facebook friend requests to co-workers, because where else can you then publicly bitch about them? In fact, I highly recommend hiding in a hole for eternity to avoid the inevitable hassle they'll create. I'm quitting soon. Yay voluntary unemployment in a recession. Don't worry guys, I heard from NPR that things are improving, which I'll interpret as bottoming out, seeing as we're still losing jobs and unemployment hasn't budged. It can only get better from here.