full time medical guineau pig at your service

Looking for a job is damn near impossible. I have no skills (to pay da billz) other than customer service and sign manufacturing, and I have no interest in expanding my resume in these areas. There was that brief stint as a veterinary receptionist, maybe I could get the hook ups... except an elephant's pay of circus peanuts is better than what I could get there. Maybe the circus is hiring for a part-time elephant impersonator. Maybe. I hate being a grown up and having a real job, they are just soul sucking machines. I think I'm depressed. Happy hollerdays you jerks.