Wednesday, March 31, 2010

oy vey, oy gevalt, soy not oi

Seder has come and gone, but I'm still here. Phew. It was hectic and maddening, but there were tons of friends and good food and I was even a bit drunk off of the fruit punch jew wine. In the chaos I forgot to serve an entire course, the salad course. Now I have to eat a salad for twenty before it all wilts away to mush. I think this could be a really good reality show pitch. "She's looking for romance in a salad bowl but could end up with a stale crouton of love". It's like the bachelorette meets an eating competition. Don't steal my idea before I have time to copyright it!

Next year I'm going to be the in-house entertainment. Me and little red are going to rock the songs of passover. Dayenu to you (insert sweet guitar riffs with melodic singing here).

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